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Over the Hill? Or King of It?

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009


Sweet baby Nicolas turned 30 in August. Everybody say, “Awwww.” Okay, enough! Let’s cut to the chase… I. ROCKED. HIS. BIRTHDAY. PRESENT.

Earlier this summer (back when I thought it was going to be a low key summer), I decided that a 30th Birthday always calls for some sort of surprise. Many of my friends have been having surprise parties, but I thought that was a little too obvious. He’d be expecting it. And since he typically manages to ruin my surprises anyway, I didn’t want to risk it. I needed something new, something fresh, something bold. And then it came to me… a surprise getaway vacation!!!

First, I had to figure out how to get him out of work for my little present. I toyed with the idea of trying to call his boss, but that seemed like getting too much out of my control… and I don’t trust the co-workers not to slip. So I decided I would just tell him that we would be spending the week after the Triathlon in Seattle, seeing friends and family, and he needed to take the week off. He didn’t give me too much grief, though he thought it was weird since we had already spent one week there this summer.

Then I arranged for our friends to watch the kids. We were staying at their house anyway, so we wouldn’t have to uproot the kiddos. I had my mom book the plane tickets and accommodations so that the charge didn’t show up on our card (ahhh, yes, I’m smart, I tell you). I typed up kid-watching instructions, printed out itineraries and confirmation codes, and even forged his signature on the bottom of the kids’ medical release forms – all without detection.

The night after the Triathlon, I smuggled two carry-on bags outside the door of the guest room we were staying in (after borrowing them from our friends). I set my alarm for 3:00am, and got up in the middle of the night to pack our clothes. Then I tried to go back to sleep. You can probably guess how well that worked. The alarm went off again at 5:00am, and this conversation ensued:

Karli: “Honey… wake up! I have a birthday present for you.”

Nick: (unintelligible mumbling)

Karli: “Honey, you need to wake up. I have something to show you.”

Nick: slightly more coherent…“Why? What do you have to show me?”

Karli: “I’ve got a birthday present for you?”

Nick: “Do I really have to see it now? Can it wait?”

Karli: in a firm do-as-I-say mom voice “No. You need to get up now.”

At this point he clued in that he needed to get his act together, and he got up and got dressed. He was actually quite well-behaved from this point on, and didn’t even ask any more questions… just did as he was told. We threw the bags into the back of the car and started driving, and he still didn’t know where we were headed.

As we turned off toward the airport, he got a little more excited. I was able to keep the location secret up to the point where I had to print off the boarding passes, which I presented to him with a little “Ta-dah!” face.

We arrived Monday morning in Las Vegas, and stayed until Wednesday evening. We had some great food, spent a little time with some friends who live there, and did one of those Time Share sales pitches, so we could get tickets to the show we wanted to see.

We got to see Ka’, by Cirque du Soleil, which is hands down the best show we have ever seen. It was absolutely incredible, and completely worth the trip down, in and of itself. We stayed at the Luxor on the south end of the strip, and wore ourselves out by walking up and down the strip to the other end a couple of times. On Wednesday, before we left, we also went to The Price Is Right, Live, which is a stage show based on the real game show. Same games, audience participation, real prizes and gigantor name tags and everything. We had a blast, even though Vegas is a filthy place full of disgusting people who walk too slow. Let’s face it… we were kidless for 3 days… we could have gone to Death Valley and had a blast :) . A BIG thanks to Cheri and Darren for stepping up to the plate on that one.

So, Happy Birthday to Nick…. and here’s to trying to top THAT present in a year and a half… go ahead… I dare you! :)

The View from Our Room

The View from Our Room, Inside the Luxor Pyramid

Kidless. ‘Nough Said.

Hey Buddy… Mind the Hand

Um, yeah… this was purely for Mylie’s enjoyment


The View of the Strip, after seeing Ka’

Please Excuse the Nasty Picture

[Baby] Boyz II [Little] Men

Friday, August 28th, 2009

My baby boy turned into a little man today. Alas. We knew it was bound to happen, and if you ask him, the transformation took place sometime last year (did we mention he thinks he’s five?). But those silky golden locks were the last remnant of his babyhood… memories of a sweeter, less cranky-toddler time. And now, they’re gone. Swept away like trash, leaving only his still-pinchable baby cheeks. But let’s be honest… he’s still darn cute.

Haircut: The experience.

He definitely wasn’t the model client. He screamed from the second we set him in the seat. Not because he was scared… oh, far from it. He screamed because he was upset that he hadn’t gotten a chance to play with the cool Brio Train Table in the waiting area. But if he couldn’t play with them, then no one could! He made sure he grabbed every train car he possibly could and brought them to the chair with him.

BEFORE & AFTER

LITTLE MAN

How American Health Care Killed My Father – The Atlantic (September 2009)

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Though I normally reserve anything that resembles a political post for my Political Blog, I thought this was too important to leave on the blog that has a readership of…oh…about 2.

This is by far the best article on Health Care Reform I have ever read. Please share it with everyone you know. It is non-partisan and uses a down-to-earth common sense approach. It investigates what’s really wrong with our health care system… not just the symptoms that we are experience (like high prices and lack of health insurance). And after focusing on what’s wrong, he actually provides great solutions.

How American Health Care Killed My Father – The Atlantic (September 2009)

I’ll be honest, it’s a really long read. The first five pages are simply to establish his rationale. I think they’re important to read, but if you want to just skip to his solutions, read page 6.

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I Tri’d, I did!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

It’s over, it’s done, and it was SO much fun. On August 16th, I completed my first Sprint Triathlon. And as one non-athlete to another, let me just tell you, I can see how people get addicted.

It all started in January of 2008. I got a call from my two friends in Seattle. One (Cheri) had recently become an avid biker. The other (her daughter-in-law and my close friend from college, Nora) had long been a runner. They had heard about a really cool women’s-only triathlon that takes place each August in Seattle. And the best part was, you could sign up as a relay team! They realized that together they already had two legs of the relay… they just needed a swimmer. And low and behold, they knew someone who needed to get back into shape after having a baby. So they called naive little old me.

Luckily, I didn’t know enough at the time to know what I was getting into, so I agreed. You may remember some of that story.

Of course, the thrill of accomplishing something so challenging in such a wonderfully supportive environment, led us all to believe that we could master the whole thing this year. Instead of signing up as a relay team, we all signed up as individuals.

Cheri sent me a training book (12 Weeks to Your First Triathlon), and I made up my little training schedule. Of course, I didn’t have anyone down here that was doing it too, so it was hard to keep up the motivation to train properly. I had some great friends that came to work out with me and encouraged me, but it’s not quite the same as having someone with the same deadline. Then, to add to the challenge, my summer promptly filled up to overflowing, and making time to train the way I wanted became incredibly challenging. So, though I continued to work out, I wasn’t getting in the kinds of workouts I desired.

So the day of the race drew near, and I started to freak. Our time slot (wave) was near the end, so I had visions of making it to the finish line after everyone had packed up and gone home. I knew I could finish, but I also knew I would be slow. But, I had paid the money, and had two friends keeping me accountable, so there was no backing out.
So, we showed up, donned our purple swim caps, and jumped in the chilly Lake Washington water at about 8:15am.

The water was slightly warmer than last year (possibly due to starting the race an hour and a half later in the day), and having friends with me made it so much easier than last year. Oddly enough, I got kicked a lot more this time. I think that might be because the women in our wave were the “buddies” or people just doing it with their friends for fun. Not as well trained, or prepared, perhaps. Lots of people were backfloating, which caused them to go all over the place and swim in front of me going the wrong direction. At one point one woman floated over my legs going the wrong direction and I inadvertently used my feet to push off her rib cage. Ooops!

I am excited to say that all the anxiety and trials I experienced in the water last year sufficiently prepared me for this go-’round. For the entire 1/2 mile swim, I did not have to stop, I did not panic, I was able to crawl for most of it with a few breaststrokes to catch my breath, and best of all – even though the swim was 150 meters LONGER than last year – I still improved my time by FIVE MINUTES! And with energy to spare…

Whereas last year, I got to pass our timing chip off to the biker at this point, this year I actually had to hop on a bike, all soaking wet. My biggest mistake here was not washing my feet off well enough. Lots of sand and goobers between my toes. I threw on my socks and shoes, team shirt and helmet. Then I waited for Cheri to finish her swim (we were doing this together this time… not necessarily going for the fastest time) and helped her with her gear, and we headed off on the 15K bike ride across Lake Washington on I-90.

The day was beautiful, crystal clear, and not too hot. The ride is pretty straight forward… just out and back… but there is this one tiny little access road that it’s on a steep hill to get the riders to the deck of the I-90 bridge. It’s divided off for people to walk their bikes if they can’t make it. Because it’s narrow and often crowded, it can lead to a bottleneck and crashes. We had taken a look at it the day before and I decided I was just going to get off and walk it, so as not to get half-way up, need to stop, and cause a collision. Well, by the time I got there, I had so much adrenaline and energy built up, that I just rode to the top of the darn thing without ever stopping! Part of it was made easier because there weren’t a lot of people around, but I did it nonetheless!

They close down the express lanes to cars for the race, so we had the middle of the bridge deck all to ourselves. It was peaceful and beautiful. The deck is mostly flat until the end, when there is a long climb up to Mercer Island. Once on Mercer Island, you turn around and head back. The whole thing was fairly enjoyable until about the last two miles when a few of my toes and one of my hands went numb (I had forgotten to bring my bike gloves).

I made it back to the transition area where I had a little extra time to rinse my feet off some more, and put on new socks. Unfortunately, I was using my same tennis shoes for both the bike and the run because I don’t have bike shoes. So, even though I had new socks on, my shoes were still wet, and I had barely started on the run when I felt the skin rubbing raw on my heels from the dampness. I stopped to adjust a few times, but ended up just having to grin and bear it.


I was still surprised at the amount of energy I had. Actually, much more than I normally have when I run/walk. I think this was due to how my legs were already so warmed up. We ended up walking most of the 5K run due to Cheri’s asthma troubles, but we did manage to run a small section in each mile, plus we did a really great dance as we past the African Drumming Group that (apparently) plays every year. And you know what? By the time we rolled across the finish line… people were still there! There were still lots of people to cheer for us!



Of course, there is nothing quite like the feel of accomplishment after completing such a feat. And a lot of people think we’re really cool now. But the thing is, I feel like sort of a scam artist by taking their compliments. I’ve heard a lot of, “Wow. I could never do that.” But the thing is…. you can. Trust me, if I can, you can. I am not an athlete. I didn’t train nearly enough. I have arthritis in my knees. And did I mention, I LOATHE running? The only thing I did that was different was to try. I gave it a go. And it was darn fun. And what’s even cooler is that I’m not even the biggest underdog that was out there. There were women in their seventies and eighties. There were women who were probably close to 300 lbs. There were 14 year olds. Every shape, size, age and ability you can imagine were out there, just trying and having fun. And most of them did it. And every single person out there was incredibly supportive and encouraging of everyone else.


At one point, the day before, we got in line behind one of the women who was in the “elite” group (we knew because of her race number). We started talking to her, and she told us how last summer she had completed an Iron Man Triathlon. She had started by doing this particular sprint tri years before, as a complete novice, and said she would always come back and do the Danskin because it was where she got her start, because everyone was so friendly and supportive, and because it changed womens lives. She ended up finishing second overall.

Of course, we definitely couldn’t have done it without our support team. Talk about encouraging… they came and cheered and waited (and waited and waited) for us. Even though they only got to see us for a minute or two and each of the transitions, they hung out and had fun. And little Miss Mylie cheered for most anyone who past her for most of the 2 and 1/2 hours she waited.

I learned that, like most of life, the hardest part is the unknown. You don’t know what it’s like, so it seems scary. I was terrified, to be honest. But it was fun! And I will be going back. Next year I plan on improving my time by about 40 minutes. Seriously. The whole time I was thinking of those now corny sayings, like, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself,” and “If you think you can’t, you won’t,” and “Altitude is determined by attitude.” I can’t think of a single person that I know who wouldn’t be able to do this, and anyone who tells me she can’t is lying to herself.

Like my favorite saying from this race goes:

“The miracle is not so much that I finished the race… The miracle is that I started at all.”

Just Say No… and Other Lessons I’ve Learned This Summer

Monday, August 17th, 2009
My last post was June 25th, the night before my yard sale. Unfortunately, things did not slow down after that, and in fact, got worse. Seriously… where did the summer go? Here is a brief run-down of our summer, by the week, for the past few weeks and the reason why we’ve been AWOL. The important events will also get individual posts. Things I’ve learned? Just say no. Unfortunately, for some reason, most of these events were things I did not have the luxury of saying no to. Combined with those things I should have said no to, and it made for one crazy hectic summer. But, we survived, and even had a little fun in the process! Onward and upward!

June 7th – 13th: Mylie’s birthday week which included a family party, a visit from both grandmas, dance class, Little Gym, and a Cinderella Cooking Party for the kiddos, visit to Chuck E Cheese with cousins, and helped Uncle Cody move out.


June 14th – 20th: Visit from a family friend, Clogging, dentist appointments, dance class, Little Gym, game night at our house, a friend’s birthday party and dance recital pictures.


June 21nd – 27th: Had friends over for dinner, Clogging, Swimming Lessons, Dance Class, Dance Dress Rehearsal, 2 Day Garage Sale, Tickets to our favorite comedian, and a Dance Recital.


June 28th – July 4th: Our 7th Anniversary, Karli goes to Seattle overnight to have her triathlon bike worked on, Swimming Lessons, Little Gym, Mylie’s First Track Meet, National Holiday, small town celebration, big city fireworks.


July 5th – 11th: Block Party, Little Gym, Visiting Teaching, Clogging, Chiropractor appointment, and finally a free weekend!

July 12th – 18th: Clogging, Chiropractor, Friend had a baby and helped watch her kids all week, Vacation Bible School, Deep Cleaned and Organized House, Girls Night Out, Little Gym, Game Night at a Friend’s House


July 19th – 25th: Left for Seattle all week to work, Nick came too and stayed with the kids during the day, visited old friends, saw friend’s brand new baby, drove from Seattle to Klamath Falls on Friday for a Ross Ragland Theater 20th Anniversary celebration, drove home on Sunday.

(Ooops, apparently lost camera here, because we have no pictures!)

July 26th – August 1st: Extra clogging rehearsals, all time record heat wave, live in our kiddie pool and eat our body weight in popsicles, air conditioning breaks, power goes out (aka no fans), Little Gym, Dr Appointments for the kids, Get air conditioning fixed (a little late), Clogging performance at the Washington County Fair, Nick’s “Kickball Without Borders” charity event, date night to see Harry Potter.

August 2nd – 8th: Clogging, Oil Change, 3-Day Blinds Quote, Swimming Lessons, Little Gym, Finish planning 10 Year Class Reunion (over which I was in charge), Drive 5 hours to Klamath Falls, Attend Class Reunion Friday-Sunday, drive home.


August 9th – 15th: Prepare for triathlon (something that’s taken a back-burner to everything else), Attend a Townhall Meeting with our congressional representative (but didn’t get in because there were too many people) Swimming Lessons, Little Gym, Leave for Triathlon in Seattle on Friday.

August 16th – 21st: Successfully completed my first triathlon, Surprise Birthday Trip to Las Vegas for Nick’s 30th Birthday!, Drive home Thursday, Baby Shower for a friend who just adopted a baby girl Thursday Night, Leave Friday for Ward Campout (over which I’m ALSO in charge).


August 22nd – 29th: Visit from Anneka & Jake (Nick’s sister & her husband)!, Little Gym, Tickets to Fiddler on the Roof, Oregon Air Show, Canning 36 lbs of Pears.

August 29th – September 5th: Feed the Missionaries, Give blood, Prepare to open Children’s Theater Company, drop dead from exhaustion.

September 6th – 12th: School starts, dance starts… take a much needed break from life! Oh wait, I’ve decided to do a co-op preschool this year… which means I’m teaching. So much for the break :)

Karli’s Top 20 Ways to Avoid Blogging

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
…and other reasons I haven’t posted a meaningful blog in a long long time…

#1) Have two small children. Attempt to keep them occupied at all times. Decide that you also want a semi-clean house. Commence attempting both feats at once.

#2) Register for a triathlon. Become committed to exercising. Realize that you can’t make it work during the day, so plan on going every morning at 6:00am. Realize this means you should actually get to bed before midnight most nights.

#3) Have your brother, who has lived with you for the past 11 months, move out. Help with this process.

#4) Reclaim the extra bedroom, and attempt to reorganize the entire house accordingly.

#5) Make sure this move coincides with daughter’s 4th birthday. If you can get it to overlap exactly, even better.

#6) The day after the move out, before everything is rearranged, invite some family members down to celebrate daughter’s birthday. Try to cook a meal while still moving and purging furniture, but if necessary, you can have dinner at Red Robin instead.

#7) Two days later, invite your mother-in-law AND your mother to come visit at the same time. If possible, have your mother bring her dog.

#8) Plan and execute a birthday party for daughter while both mothers are here. Make sure you invite 7 girls between the ages of 3 & 5. Have at least two drive in from out of town. Instead of hosting it at your house, do it across town… no less than 40 minutes away by car. Put at least six girls and ALL their car seats in your minivan for the trip over. Turn them loose in a kitchen to bake goodies and then eat the spoils. Drive them home and then drop each girl off at her own house, just to make the process longer.

#9) While mothers are visiting, make sure you plan other activities, such as dance class and Little Gym for them to observe.

#10) Three minutes before you are supposed to leave for Little Gym, have your toddler get into a craft box (which is sitting out because you still haven’t finished reorganizing your house before the company arrived) and get out Fuchsia Permanent Enamel paint. This works best if he can do this stealthily, because after all, there ARE three adults in the house to keep an eye on him.

#11) Have said toddler open the bottle of paint and spill it down his leg in the middle of the play room. When he realizes he’ll be in trouble, have him come looking for you, thereby tracking the fuchsia permanent enamel paint all through the hallway and then back into your bedroom.

#12) When you finally notice your toddler in all his fuchsia glory, grab him and carry him to the bathroom on the other end of the house. You can’t put him in your shower because he has a poopy diaper, so you have to take him to his bathtub. In the attempt to keep paint from getting on your clothes, make sure you touch as many surfaces in your house as possible, including (but not limited to) the walls, doorknobs and faucets. Leave paint on all of them. In the madness, forget to wipe it off right away, and let it dry for a permanent reminder of the occasion.

#13) Leave your mother at home to clean the carpets while you rush to Little Gym. Have her do one round of carpet cleaning with a barrage of carpet cleaner, club soda and a shampooer. Make sure not all of it comes out.

#14) Do a load of laundry with the rags that were used to clean up the paint. Add bleach. Spill some on your solid-colored blue shirt, creating an instant white spot and rendering the shirt unusable.

#15) On the day after your mothers leave, have a friend from out of town come stay with you for three days. Play and have fun, try to squeeze in some work outs. Stay up too late, but put off the organization project that is still in limbo.

#16) Reclaim your house and attempt to finish reorganizing. Decide you have so much stuff that you need to clean out your garage. Decide that a garage sale is in order. Schedule garage sale for the weekend after everyone has left.

#17) Instead of organizing a simple garage sale, invite your friends to come too. Now you not only get to fill your garage up with your junk, but everyone else’s too!

#18) Make sure you plan other activities in which you wouldn’t normally participate, and make sure they are scheduled for the same week as the garage sale. Include such activities as swim lessons, extra Little Gym classes, a dance recital and dress rehearsal (plan these the same days as the sale). Buy your husband tickets to a comedian he likes for Father’s Day, and make sure the performance is scheduled for the same day as the sale and the dance recital dress rehearsal.

#19) While preparing for garage sale, do extra loads of laundry. During one load, allow the cap of the laundry detergent to get knocked loose. During the spin cycle, let the vibrations of the machine knock the half-full Costco-sized bottle off the top of your machine and dump the contents on to the carpet and floor in front of your laundry closet. Don’t actually notice this until hours later when the detergent has seeped back under your machines so far that you’ll have to pull them both out to clean it up entirely.

#20) Since you have to open a new bottle of club soda to clean up the carpet, and you don’t want the rest of it to loose it’s fizz and become useless, decide that now would be a good time to do a second round of cleaning on the paint stains. Do this instead of preparing for the garage sale that’s tomorrow.

And as a special bonus for making it all the way to the end of this list:

The #1 Way to Avoid Preparing for a Garage Sale…

#1) Decide it has been way too long since you have blogged about your family, and spend the evening before the sale preparing a list of all the reasons you haven’t blogged lately. Priceless.

I’m Somebody’s Hero…

Friday, June 19th, 2009

…because today I cut open our rather full vacuum cleaner bag with
scissors and dug through all the lint to find the tiny pink Sleeping
Beauty slipper that had been eaten by said vacuum. I've never seen
such gratitude from my four year old in her short life, nor have I
seen her so willing to complete her chores. Praise the Lord for the
little things.

How were you a hero today?